Dividing the catch of the day at the local cemetery. Two men after a successful day of fishing were returning home and as they got to the local cemetery where the road forked they stopped to divide their catch. Because they were tired they went into the cemetery and sat on some large tombstones. As they walked into the cemetery one of the men dropped a couple of the fish by the gate as he entered. Two brothers were returning from a date and were walking by the cemetery. One was a cripple who walked with crutches. They stopped by the gate when they heard the voices. They could not make out the image of the speakers so they stood still. They heard the voice saying you, “You take this one and I’ll take this one.” I’ll take this one and you take that one.” The brother decided that God and Satan were dividing up the dead. The brothers keep listening until one of the fishermen remembered the two fish he had dropped near the gate. He then said, “You can have the two over there by the gate. The crippled brother said, “He may get you but he want get me and the crippled brother beat his brother home.